Yeah. People being lazy…

1.) The Santa Robber

2.) The Underwear Robber

3.) The Beer Box Robber

4.) The Duct Tape Bandit

5.) The Tree Robber

6.) The Bouquet Bandit

7.) The Gumby Robber

8.) Thong-Faced Bandits

9.) The Clown Robber

10.) Darth Vader

Lost something? Hoping a sign on the telephone pole will bring it back? Perhaps it will come back after looking at 13 of the funnier signs to ever be stapled.

Ah, prom. The pinnacle of a young high schooler’s career. The awkward exchange of the boutonniere and corsage, parents and relatives saying how great you look and limo rentals are all just a part of the process. However, the only true way to remember prom is with the obligatory photo with the creepy photographer, unless you’re a part of these 28 couples. Then you might want to not remember.

In case you don’t know what planking is, it is when someone lays down flat (like a plank of wood) and takes a picture. The whole point of planking is to do it in unusual, awkward and public places. The more unusual, the better.

No matter how you slice it, we’ll all have our own last words at some point. So why not go out with something memorable like these 20 people did?

1.) “Go away, I’m all right.”

H. G. Wells. He was unaware he was dying, 1946

2.) “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance!”

John Sedgwick, Union general before he was shot by a Confederate sniper, 1864

3.) “Surprise me.”

Bob Hope in response to his wife asking him where he would like to be buried, 2003

4.) “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”

Voltaire in response to a priest asking him to renounce Satan, 1778

5.) “You got me.”

John Dillinger (famous bank robber), 1934

6.) “One last drink, please.”

Jack Daniel, 1911

7.) “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”

Nathan Hale, American spy, 1776

8.) “Amen.”

Pope John Paul II, 2005

9.) “Die, my dear? Why, that’s the last thing I’ll do!”

Groucho Marx, 1977

10.) “Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.”

Nostradamus, 1566

11.) “Okay, I won’t.”

Elvis Presley responding to his fiancee when she remarked not to fall asleep in the bathroom, 1977

12.) “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”

Leonardo da Vinci, 1519

13.) “I am ready.”

Woodrow Wilson, 1924

14.) “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!”

James French, a convicted murderer, on the electric chair, 1966

15.) “No.”

Alexander Graham Bell signing to his deaf wife after she whispered, “Don’t leave me,” 1922

16.) “Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.”

Marie Antoinette as she was approaching the guillotine, accidentally stepping on the executioner’s foot, 1793

17.) “This is a hell of a way to die.”

George S. Patton after being admitted to the hospital after a car accident, 1945

18.) “I should have drunk more champagne.”

John Maynard Keynes, 1946

19.) “Goodnight my kitten.”

Ernest Hemingway to his wife, 1961

20.) “More weight.”

Giles Corey said to the court as large heavy stones were placed on top of him for refusing to answer whether he was a witch or not, 1692

Ahh family. We all know those loving family quotes: “Home is where the heart is”, “Blood is thicker than water”, “A family that prays together sticks together”, and “I’m adopted.” But what happens when your family does something for the entire world to see? You get plastered all over the internet and hope that your kids won’t bear the mark of shame that you have.

February 2 is Groundhog Day in the U.S. and Canada. In case you’re unfamiliar with the holiday, when a groundhog emerges from his burrow and sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of winter. If he doesn’t, then spring is coming early. While his prediction may be right sometimes, here are some predictions that people have said that were really, really wrong. Nostradamus my ass.

1.) “If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.”

W.C. Heuper, National Cancer Institute, 1954

2.) “A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.”

New York Times, 1936

3.) “Reagan doesn’t have that presidential look.”

A United Artists Executive rejecting Ronald Reagan as the lead in the film The Best Man, 1964

4.) “Taking the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard.”

Center fielder Tris Speaker on Babe Ruth, 1919

5.) “You better get secretarial work or get married.”

Director of Blue Book Modeling Agency Emmeline Snively advising Marilyn Monroe, 1944

6.) “Man will not fly for 50 years.”

Wilbur Wright, 1901

7.) “The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty, a fad.”

The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford’s lawyer, Horace Rackham, not to invest in the Ford Motor Company, 1903

8.) “It will be years, not in my time, before a woman will become Prime Minister.”

Margaret Thatcher, 1970. She became Prime Minister in 1979

9.) “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”

Bill Gates, 1981 (Although he denies it)

10.) “Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.”

Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics at Yale University, 1929

11.) “The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.”

Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project, 1945

12.) “The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.”

Sir William Preece, Chief engineer of the British Post Office, 1876

13.) “Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput.”

Sir Alan Sugar, 2005

14.) “It doesn’t matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.”

Albert Einstein’s teacher to his father, 1895

15.) “Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?”

H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

16.) “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”

Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

17.) “That virus is a pussycat.”

Dr. Peter Duesberg speaking on HIV, 1988

18.) “Read my lips: No new taxes.”

George H.W. Bush, 1988

19.) “There will never be a bigger plane built.”

A Boeing engineer after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that held ten people, 1933

20.) “There’s just not that many videos I want to watch.”

YouTube co-founder Steve Chen, 2005