Whether or not we like it, mascots are here to stay, no matter how stupid or creepy they may be. However, there are actually some cool ones out there. I admit, I had a tough time narrowing down the list to just 9. Here are three that didn’t make the cut, and then the list starts with number 9…

12.) McGruff the Crime Dog 11.) Chester Cheetah 10.) Michelin Man

9.) Tony the Tiger

Why he’s cool:
Tony is such a happy-go-lucky guy, how can he not be cool? Tigers as a whole are cool animals. Tigers that eat cereal are even cooler. Besides, if Tony the Tiger wear a freakin’ ascot that has his own name on it. If that doesn’t scream cool, then what does?

8.) Cool Spot

Why he’s cool:
This late 1980′s mascot for 7 Up just oozes cool. Cool is in his own name! Mr. Spot even had two video games created that starred him. The first game even won an award! Cool Spot seems like that guy at the pool or beach that attracts all the hot girls in bikinis and sips on pina coladas. It’s a shame that he isn’t seen much anymore.

7.) Energizer Bunny

So cool that he has a float!


Why he’s cool:
The Energizer Bunny is not your typical band geek. He’s more of the silent type, which adds to his mystique. The Energizer Bunny is also pink, and not many creatures can pull off pink successfully. EB also has his own introduction theme from his beating drums. You know when he’s coming. How often do you get to have your own introduction theme when entering a room? True sign of cool.

6.) Cap’n Crunch

Wouldn't you want this guy to be your father?


Why he’s cool:
There’s two main reasons why Cap’n Crunch is cool. First, if you were sailing on a boat, who better to be the captain of your boat than Cap’n Freaking Crunch?! It’s such a great name and I believe that on every boat, it should be made mandatory that an officer is named Crunch. The second reason why he is cool is the fact that you wouldn’t mind him being your dad. Just imagine all the family photos! You would never have to worry about what’s for breakfast in the Crunch household either.

5.) Taco Bell Chihuahua

Why she’s cool:
Perhaps one of the most beloved fast food icons in recent memory, the Taco Bell Chihuahua radiated cool. The dog, named Gidget, did something not many chihuahuas could do – look important. Just ask anyone who was around during that time and ask them to tell you one thing about Taco Bell. Chances are, they will answer about the dog.

4.) M&M’s – Red and Yellow

Why they’re cool:
These two candies are the perfect compliments to each other. Yellow is always a happy guy while Red is more cynical of things, like Santa. What about them makes them cool? Their conversations with each other, of course. Whenever you get one cynic and one gullible personality together in the same room, hilarity ensues. And as everyone knows, humor is cool.

3.) Toucan Sam

Why he’s cool:
Toucan Sam is probably my favorite mascot out of everyone on this list. Like tigers, toucans are cool animals. They are full of color and vibrance. He’s well-liked by many; it’d be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t like Toucan Sam. Every time you hear the word “toucan,” you’ll undoubtedly think of Toucan Sam. It’s ingrained in our nature. That’s what makes this bird so damn cool.

2.) GEICO Gecko

Why he’s cool:
Geckos are awesome. British accents are awesome. Geckos that speak in British accents are even more awesome.

1.) Dos Equis Man (The Most Interesting Man in the World)

He lives vicariously...through himself!


Why he’s cool:
Whenever someone lives vicariously through themselves, they are cool. Whenever someone’s own mother has a “Son” tattoo, they are cool. Whenever sharks have a week dedicated to someone, they are cool. This is the guy you want to hang out with. You’ll be able to touch art at museums, and be able to see his business card that says “I’ll Call You.” Who wouldn’t want to hang out with this guy?

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