Halloween 2010 is a little over a week away and while you may have already have drawn up the blueprints for you and your significant other’s get-up, here are some ideas that could steal the show this year.
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1.) Potential Costume – Tigers Woods and Mistresses
No doubt one of the hottest pop culture costumes this year will be “The Tiger.” To pull off “The Tiger,” the guy has to wear a hat, preferably a Nike or TW brand hat with a polo. Carrying a golf club and wearing gloves will be an excellent addition to convince people you’re worth a billion dollars. Now, you can dress up in whatever mistress you’d like – there are plenty to choose from – but perhaps the most recognizable would be Rachel Uchitel (top left with glasses on). Just put on a giant pair of sunglasses with a nice top and skinny jeans and voila! You just had sex with Tiger Woods.
Bonus tip: If you can, get other friends to dress up as the other mistresses to make a brothel of adulterers.
2.) Potential Costume – Jersey Shore
If you want to be an idiot for Halloween, here is the perfect costume for you and your loved one. You can pick any two people from the Jersey Shore. The best costume for a male-female couple would be Mike “The Situation” and Snooki. In order to prepare for this costume, a couple must spray tan for at least a week to get that orange hue. For girls, wear your hair in a poof and wear a low cut shirt and speak in terms that no one really understands. For guys, just spike your hair, talk about how great it is to work out, tan, and do laundry and show your stomach once in a while (whether or not you have a 6-pac is irrelevant. It’s the douchebaggery that is key here.) The dumber you sound, the better.
Bonus tip: For groups, try dressing up as the entire cast.
3.) Potential Costume – Chilean Miners
Here’s what you do for this one. Grab an outfit (preferably a jumpsuit of some kind) and make it as dirty as possible. Get a hardhat with a flashlight on it and put on a pair of Oakley sunglasses. If possible, carry the flag of Chile around for effect. Collect some rocks and hand them out to people as souvenirs and lead chants of “Chile! Chile!” every once in a while.
4.) Potential Costume – Edward and Bella
If you love Twilight, then this is the one for you. I’m not even going to tell you how to do this because if you are going to dress as Twilight, chances are you are a mega fan and already know what to do. Nonetheless, you can show your support for Team Edward or Team Jacob, or if you are feeling really risque, have a Jacob and Edward on each arm.
5.) Potential Costume – Avatar
If you really loved Avatar in all its billion dollar glory and want to really experience Na’vi on Na’vi action, Avatar costumes could be right up your alley. It’s simple to pull off, but just remember that the key to these costumes is blue. If you don’t wear blue, then you might represent something completely different.
6.) Potential Costume – FarmVille
If you don’t play FarmVille, you almost certainly know someone who does. So why not BE FarmVille this year for Halloween? Just grab some overalls and a checkered shirt, and put the logo on your outfit to make sure everyone knows what game you’re representing. If they say you’re from FarmTown, then you have the right to slap them. If you want, you can paste pictures of animals over your outfit or even bring your own tiny elephant or moose to the party for added effect. Even iJustine got in on the act.
