A ton of incredible and news worthy stories and events have occurred since the calendar switched over to October. If only they had been Tweeted about, as they were occurring. Without further ado, here is the final Fake Tweets from Real People for 2009 (about events from October-December).
RealTigerWoods is feeling a little hungry tonight. Might make a quick stop over to Perkins for a late night snack.
11:37 PM Nov 8th from TwitterBerry
RealTigerWoods I love Las Vegas. Not just for the cocktails though…
10:43 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBerry
BalloonBoy6 If anyone asks, I’m in the cardboard box in the attic, okay?
11:30 AM Oct 15th from web
Microsoft Please submit all your Windows 7 system errors to Microsoft.com!
9:34 AM Oct 22nd from web
OfficialNewMoon Look, the only reason you’re going to come to this movie is if you’re forced to or if you want to see annoying teenagers complain about love.
12:00 AM Nov 20th from API
NASA We are about to blow up a part of the Moon. Please excuse our dust.
5:05 AM Oct 9th from web
RealAllenIverson Wants to play anywhere but @MemphisGrizzlies. I don’t want to be on the bench, I don’t want to practice, and I don’t want to be underpaid.
3:14 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
Salahis Just shook the President’s hand and took pictures with VP Biden! I’m so in shock right now.
7:02 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
NYYankees #27 in the books. We love buying championships. Who should we buy for next year?
11:03 PM Nov 4th from web
USDeptofHHS At the rate the health care bill is going, we will all require prosthetics by the time it’s signed. They will not be covered under the new plan.
1:48 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
RealTigerWoods Disappearing for a while, but I’ll be fine. If Kobe can do it, why can’t I?
7:01 PM Dec 11th from TwitterBerry
WalMart Official deals for Black Friday are here! The stuff you never knew you wanted but always saw on shelves will be on sale!
4:00 AM Nov 27th from HootSuite
